So... I just caught domestic violence charge. Alright, so check...me and this chick we're fucking, Im pulling her hair, I'm smacking her ass, Im choking her, and the shits cool. I get ready to bust, so i say where do you want this nut? So she says "in my mouth"... I'm like "bet".
So I skeet in the bitches mouth, she starts smacking her lips... She said "mmm it's thick, and it tastes good... Like fruit." Then she says "here try some." She reaches out her hand, and I smack her and her hand. I tried explaining this to the Arresting officers, but apparently they do it too. I will die happy never knowing what nut tastes like hair comb